Let's play who wore it better and see which of Starbucks' Halloween specialty beverages are "winning" life.
In one corner we have 2017's "Zombie Frappucino" made with ghastly green Frappuccino Crème infused with flavors of tart apple and caramel, and topped with pink whipped cream "brains" and red mocha drizzle.
Not sure yet?
And over here we have 2018's "Witch’s Brew Frappuccino" featuring a concoction of purple “toad’s breath,” green “bat warts” and a dusting of “lizard scales.”
If you want to pee your pants a little today, read this hot take from Maura Judkis.
Sorry, but it was a trick question ... the answer is absolutely neither of these drinks is a winner! Order coffee, people, and move on with your lives. If you want a milkshake, head to Ted's Bulletin. If you want to stain your tongue purple, suck on a dum-dum. If you just want to 'do it for the gram" fine, you can't be saved.
The good news for Starbucks is their other announcement this week -- they opened the first-ever Signing Store here in D.C. -- is getting a much better reception.